Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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