you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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