Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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