There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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