What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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