and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
