jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
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He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
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This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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