Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
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he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
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Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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