Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
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Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
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lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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