i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
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I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
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I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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