You surviving the open bar?
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the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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