paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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