what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
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begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
They took my balls.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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