i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
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It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
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i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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