I need help removing her.
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
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I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
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I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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