her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
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was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
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He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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