How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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