Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
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Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
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We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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