yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
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If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
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but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.