Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.