I am in a vortex of obligation.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
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your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
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Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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