You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
You were trust falling into bushes
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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