please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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