i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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