Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
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i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
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Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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