If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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