i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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