You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
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Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
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In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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