i would punch a child for taco bell
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
home. puking in laundry basket.
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Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
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I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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