38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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