I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
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all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
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We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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