Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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