I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
