She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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