My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
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He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
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just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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