I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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