his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
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I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
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Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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