Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
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Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
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I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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