glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
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i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
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dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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