I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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