is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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