It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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