so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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