yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
He told me they were just razor bumps!
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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