I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
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This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
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I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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