I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
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So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
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He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
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