he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Your cock deserves a montage
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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