He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
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There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
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He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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