don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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