Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
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Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
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Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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