you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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