he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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