she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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