your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
jump out the window naked night went bad
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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