Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Randomize
