is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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