I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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